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My sis: What’s the name of the people who sing the ‘like a g6’ song? … The middle east guys? …eastern guys?… far eastern guys?… far guys?

Me: far east movement
My sis: oh yeahhh

nancyhackinson:

hey, a few of my friends and I are in a contest to win a free trip to europe. all you have to do is like the link on facebook. it takes one second, and i would really appreciate it.
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PLEASE.
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nancyhackinson:

hey, a few of my friends and I are in a contest to win a free trip to europe. all you have to do is like the link on facebook. it takes one second, and i would really appreciate it.

http://apps.facebook.com/getonthebus/?bus_id=the-magic-carpet

PLEASE.

MAKE SURE YOU LIKE OUR BUS WHERE IT SAYS ‘VOTE FOR US’ AND NOT THE CONTIKI PAGE OR ELSE YOUR VOTE WONT COUNT.

PLEASE PLEASE VOTE FOR US!! that would be so awesome! :D and REBLOG PLEASE!

My sis: Why don’t countries just go to a place that’s empty to fight their wars? That way innocent people aren’t killed… They could fight in Africa!
Me: There are people in Africa. -___-
My sis: Ohhh … there are people in Africa.

During the “Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa” part of “Wanna be startin somethin” by Michael Jackson:

My sis: Is he saying, “I’m going to sing a song about Microsoft?”

My sis: Are gypsies the people from Egypt?
Me: What’s that line that priests always say again?
My sis: I am the Pope.
Seeing a picture of Al Pacino:
My sis: He looks like a godfather.
My sis: What’s this?…memory foam? It saves your memory?!
My sis: Isn’t viagra what House likes?
While listening to Taylor Swift’s Love Story:
My sis: Wait Romeo was a maid right?
Me: What?!?
My sis: wait no? an indian?!?!